Thursday, May 29, 2014
My Friend's Bucket List
2. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "Oh My God, I'm Hideous!"
4. Walk up to a small children that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
6. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
7. Go to pet smart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow
8. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment
12. GO to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
16. Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant
17. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
19 go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "have you seen this man?!"
24. take a stuffed animal to the vet.
27. make "No Dumping - Violation will be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
35. Ring a random doorbell and when they answer you just stare at them.
41 walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
46 sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by, see if they slow down
47 Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
77. walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "are we gonna kill him or what?"
94. in a mall shout "hey pervert" and count how many people turn around
129. Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or driev by, you get the best looks
155. Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare.
196. tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
242. got to a fast food restaurant and order a diet burget.
266. Yell "I'm naked" in a busy area ( people look ).
267. Put a post it note in every mail box down your street that says " I know where you live!!!"
270. Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close
272. In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at other passengers like they're crazy.
287. Go into a very crowded elevator and say, " Ibet you're all wondering Why I gathered you here today"