Monday, June 30, 2014

Do you ever hate someone so much but you don't even have a valid reason. You're just like no and then they give you a reason and it's like. I fucking knew it.


How come I di kita iiwan sa paglakbay Sarah Geronimo


If School is Knowledge, Knowledge is power, Power is Greed, and Greed is Evil. Then School is Evil, Right?


San Chai. Kojie San Chai


How girls see a trash can. how boys see it.


I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?


When you tell a really bad idea to your friend. no. best friend. let's do it!


Me while watching X-men : days of future past. Haaa! that's Picard of Star Trek! haaa! That's Gandalf of Lord of the Rings! Haaa! That's Katniss of Hunger Games! Haa! That's tyrion of Game of Thrones. Wolverine!


Fuck The No Good Hulk Hogan


Breast sucking reduces breast cancer. very soon women will start paying men handsomely to suck their breasts. Why? this is because doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked thoroughly and vigorously



Breast sucking reduces breast cancer. very soon women will start paying men handsomely to suck their breasts. Why? this is because doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked thoroughly and vigorously

Doctors say regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up lumps leading to breast cancer. The breast must be sucked as often as possible. Help women fight breast cancer today

A person inside a costume.. of a person inside a costume Monsters Inc.eption


Lil' Wayne. Lotta Wayne


Am I the only one who No. You live in a world with seven fucking billion people no, you are not the only fucking one


Turn toaster sideways, get grilled cheese. and look what the fuck happened


She thought my back was a coloring book


Tennis Injury. note to self : land on bottom of foot, not side. You were great in Lord of the Rings, Frodo


He is only a fart away from death


Wisdom Tooth. Not that wise


Ang Sampung utos ng mga Babaero


1. Huwag kang papahuli sa asaway mo yari ka.

2. Huwag kang manlalaki dahil babaero ka.

3. Huwag kang aamin sa pang babae mo, Looser ka.

4. Huwag mong agawin ang babae ng kapwa mo babaero.

5. Mag ahit ka ng bigote mahahalatang babaero ka

6. Magpabango ka ng pam babaeng pabango bago umalis ng bahay para paguwi mo amoy babae ka pa rin.

7. Mag anti-biotic ka baka mahawa.

8. Manood ka muna ng TV pagdating mo ng bahay bago matulog, mahahalatang pagod ka.

9. Huwag puputa sa matataong lugar dahil mahuhuli ka ng asawa mo sa nightclub na lang.

10. Magpahinga ka naman hinid mauubos yan.

I think it's a good thing that emotional scars are invisible because if emotional scars were visible porn would be disgusting - Doug benson


see those little holes? This is where your dignity leaks out.


so, I heard you're dating my ex. here, use these candles for a romantic dinner


Before coffee became popular, beer was often served for breakfast in the United States. We have to go back


Zubat used fly. very effective


I sat two seats away from an Air Force K-9 bomb dog. The dog had its own seat and everything


Mah Nigga Help! They Robbing me! 911 please hold. Yo.. Chill for a sec. they got me on hold. I understand. lemme tell my ride to hold up


Well played Pepsi, Well Played


Someone give this kid a medal. True and False


I told him I can't open the Jar. he said download and install Java


Self awareness. Cool PT Cruiser! - Nobody


If this nigga slaps your mom & looks at you like this what you gon do? I'm slapping the fuck outta her too who she think is she is pissing this nigga off


Top Secret battle Monkeys. Shit is about to get serious


One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us alll bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, "Now, try and shove it al back in the container" of course we all tried, and stared at her confused as shit.


One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us alll bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, "Now, try and shove it all back in the container" of course we all tried, and stared at her confused as shit. when we all obviously gave up, she said, "in the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn't realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this  for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantlty

I gave that bitch a starter. Bitches love starting shit!


I just painted the animals in Australia that don't kill you


Do you ever just want to pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life?


I dress however the fuck I want to dress, and I encourage everyone to do the same! if you wake up wanting to wear a tshirt and a snapback, then do so! if you want to get dressed up and look girly, do it. there is nothing like being able to look exactly how you want to look. don't let your style be defined by what you mostly wear


Being single means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve. I'm so strong


Okay! Everyone remember the buddy system!


I set my parents a picture of the sunset in Japan. They sent me a picture 20 minutes later of the sunrise from Florida


is it humid today? it feels a bit humid to me


Most animals get funnier when you shave them.. not bears. Bears become the scariest freaking thing you've ever seen


Doctor, they've got guns, and I haven't which makes me the better person, don't you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine!


I just found out today that that emoji is "A High Five" not a person praying


You've had 85 years to work at this, Reese's figure it out


Cute things to call your girlfriend.


1. sugar

2. honey.

3. flour

4. Egg

5. 1/2 lb Butter

6. stir

7. pour into pan

8. preheat to 375

Man sleepover


How I feel standing up. How I feel sitting down


If people knew how to act. we could party like this


Meanwhile at a Russian Kindergarten


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