Joke All You Can

Friday, August 5, 2016

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
Sad thing about this Joe.. is in 70 Years We'll be doing the same thing and still be bald and no teeth and wearging diapers
Women ruin everything and they don't have sex with me
When a friend makes you laugh in class and you try to hold it in
Oh, you like that, huh? Poop comes from there. that's kind of hot. oh my God.
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean..." "Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition "Dad I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies father. "I'm dad".
LOL's KIDS 12 year old and want to give so many Fuck
Me on Valentine's day. fuck it Im going to go get drunk

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